How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
http://www.members.tripod.com/neworleans_larp/garou_light_bulb_jokes.htm
I will add to this...
How many Children of Gaia does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"...Dude. How in the name of GAIA are we going to fit in there?"
I will add to this...
How many Children of Gaia does it take to screw in a light bulb?
"...Dude. How in the name of GAIA are we going to fit in there?"
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Uktena does it take to change a light bulb?
None, the darkness keeps their secrets better.
None, the darkness keeps their secrets better.
Sees in Darkness- Posts : 78
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Breed: Lupus
Auspice: Theurge
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Shadow Lords does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They get someone else to do it.
None. They get someone else to do it.
John Duval- Posts : 120
Join date : 2011-06-28
Age : 33
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Breed: Homid
Auspice: Philiodox
Tribe: Shadow Lords
Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Glass Walkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they get it to do it it's self...
None they get it to do it it's self...
Jason Pontecello- Posts : 708
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Breed: Homid
Auspice: Ragabash
Tribe: Glass Walkers
Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A Silver Fang, a Wendigo, two Shadow Lords, a Get of Fenris, and a Fianna walk into a bar...
John Duval- Posts : 120
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Age : 33
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Breed: Homid
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Tribe: Shadow Lords
Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Get of Fenris does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
That depends. Which orifice did you want it screwed into?
That depends. Which orifice did you want it screwed into?
Wishbone- Posts : 2255
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Breed: Lupus
Auspice: Theurge
Tribe: Bone Gnawers
Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Bone Gnawers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares? They can't afford the electric bill anyway.
Who cares? They can't afford the electric bill anyway.
John Duval- Posts : 120
Join date : 2011-06-28
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
So...while it's easy to see why Ahrouns and Galliards might have a hard time getting through high school because of the Curse, I finally figured out why Ragabash do, too.
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Shadow Lords does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
In a lightbulb, in a caern, in a Volkswagen...doesn't matter. They'll STILL screw you.
In a lightbulb, in a caern, in a Volkswagen...doesn't matter. They'll STILL screw you.
Wishbone- Posts : 2255
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
*looks at the Shadow Lords* Okay, who did this?
STMatthew- Admin
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
L O V E that pic. :-)
Patch- Posts : 738
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Uktena does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
They know, but they aren't telling.
They know, but they aren't telling.
MarkWalker- Posts : 541
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Wendigo does it take to screw in a-
THUNDERSNOW DOES NOT NEED THESE WEAVER TOYS! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
THUNDERSNOW DOES NOT NEED THESE WEAVER TOYS! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A hypothetical conversation:
Skippy: Who are you?
THUNDERSNOW: FUCK YOU
Skippy: Hi!
THUNDERSNOW: I FUCKED YOUR MOM
Skippy:
THUNDERSNOW: A LOT
Skippy:
THUNDERSNOW: CRY FOR ME
Skippy:
THUNDERSNOW: sorry.
Skippy: Who are you?
THUNDERSNOW: FUCK YOU
Skippy: Hi!
THUNDERSNOW: I FUCKED YOUR MOM
Skippy:
THUNDERSNOW: A LOT
Skippy:
THUNDERSNOW: CRY FOR ME
Skippy:
THUNDERSNOW: sorry.
Skippy Pathfinder- Posts : 471
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A Theoretical followup conversation:
THUNDERSNOW: Walker, TAG IN.
Walker: Uh, Skippy, I'm thunder snow, I'm sorry for making you cry. In repayment I won't destroy you horribly.
Walker: Thundersnow, Tag in
Walker: Thundersnow? Where'd you go?
[A sign is left, back in 1hr, grabbing Coffee]
Walker: Damn it, not again...
THUNDERSNOW: Walker, TAG IN.
Walker: Uh, Skippy, I'm thunder snow, I'm sorry for making you cry. In repayment I won't destroy you horribly.
Walker: Thundersnow, Tag in
Walker: Thundersnow? Where'd you go?
[A sign is left, back in 1hr, grabbing Coffee]
Walker: Damn it, not again...
MarkWalker- Posts : 541
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I want to Like Phil's post so badly right now...
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Fianna does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They ask which one as they see double...
They ask which one as they see double...
Sean Reily- Posts : 295
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Silver Fangs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
20 to trace the bulb's ancestors
20 to trace the bulb's ancestors
Sean Reily- Posts : 295
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Re: how many Garou does it take to squrew in a light bulb
Q: How many Red Talons does it take to Squrew in a light bulb
Zero: Light Bulbs are for the Weak
Zero: Light Bulbs are for the Weak
Ben Running Bear- Posts : 80
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Black Furies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Men can screw it in themselves. We are tried of being oppressed
Men can screw it in themselves. We are tried of being oppressed
Sean Reily- Posts : 295
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
But...home maintenance like THAT is, by gender roles, considered a man's job...wouldn't they castrate the man that offers to do it for them because they're suggesting the women can't?
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Q: How many Galliards does it take to unscrew a light bulb?
A: Spirits and Garou, hear my tale! I stood alone before the terrible Weaver-beast...and, truly, it was a daunting sight. Forged of crystal it was, and glowing with power, but I was unafraid! Boldly did I grapple with it, and yea, the struggle seemed to last for an eternity...but in the end, I emerged victorious! I threw back my head in a howl of triumph as the beast's light went dark! Now, let the drinking begin!
A: Spirits and Garou, hear my tale! I stood alone before the terrible Weaver-beast...and, truly, it was a daunting sight. Forged of crystal it was, and glowing with power, but I was unafraid! Boldly did I grapple with it, and yea, the struggle seemed to last for an eternity...but in the end, I emerged victorious! I threw back my head in a howl of triumph as the beast's light went dark! Now, let the drinking begin!
Wishbone- Posts : 2255
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Re: How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many ahrouns does it take to change a light bulb?
*SMASH CRUNCH* What? It was wyrm tainted. Honest
*SMASH CRUNCH* What? It was wyrm tainted. Honest
Sean Reily- Posts : 295
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