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How many Garou does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Post  Guest Tue Oct 18, 2011 12:48 pm

http://www.members.tripod.com/neworleans_larp/garou_light_bulb_jokes.htm

I will add to this...

How many Children of Gaia does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"...Dude. How in the name of GAIA are we going to fit in there?"

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Post  Sees in Darkness Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:17 pm

How many Uktena does it take to change a light bulb?

None, the darkness keeps their secrets better.

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Post  John Duval Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:36 pm

How many Shadow Lords does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They get someone else to do it.
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Post  Jason Pontecello Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:40 pm

How many Glass Walkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None they get it to do it it's self...

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Post  John Duval Tue Jan 24, 2012 5:48 pm

A Silver Fang, a Wendigo, two Shadow Lords, a Get of Fenris, and a Fianna walk into a bar...
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Post  Wishbone Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:36 pm

How many Get of Fenris does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That depends. Which orifice did you want it screwed into?
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Post  John Duval Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:48 pm

How many Bone Gnawers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares? They can't afford the electric bill anyway.
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Post  STMatthew Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:53 pm

So...while it's easy to see why Ahrouns and Galliards might have a hard time getting through high school because of the Curse, I finally figured out why Ragabash do, too.
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Post  Wishbone Fri Jun 29, 2012 2:46 pm

How many Shadow Lords does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

In a lightbulb, in a caern, in a Volkswagen...doesn't matter. They'll STILL screw you.
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Post  STMatthew Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:18 pm

*looks at the Shadow Lords* Okay, who did this?

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Post  Patch Fri Oct 26, 2012 8:07 pm

L O V E that pic. :-)

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Post  MarkWalker Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:10 pm

How many Uktena does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

They know, but they aren't telling.

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Post  STMatthew Fri Oct 26, 2012 9:12 pm

How many Wendigo does it take to screw in a-
THUNDERSNOW DOES NOT NEED THESE WEAVER TOYS! YEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
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Post  Skippy Pathfinder Sat Oct 27, 2012 4:48 pm

A hypothetical conversation:

Skippy: Who are you?
THUNDERSNOW: FUCK YOU
Skippy: Hi!
THUNDERSNOW: I FUCKED YOUR MOM
Skippy: Shocked
THUNDERSNOW: A LOT
Skippy: No
THUNDERSNOW: CRY FOR ME
Skippy: Sad
THUNDERSNOW: sorry.
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Post  MarkWalker Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:54 pm

A Theoretical followup conversation:

THUNDERSNOW: Walker, TAG IN.

Walker: Uh, Skippy, I'm thunder snow, I'm sorry for making you cry. In repayment I won't destroy you horribly.

Walker: Thundersnow, Tag in

Walker: Thundersnow? Where'd you go?

[A sign is left, back in 1hr, grabbing Coffee]

Walker: Damn it, not again...

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Post  STMatthew Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:35 pm

I want to Like Phil's post so badly right now...
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Post  Sean Reily Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:04 am

How many Fianna does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They ask which one as they see double...
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Post  Sean Reily Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:05 am

How many Silver Fangs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

20 to trace the bulb's ancestors
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Post  Ben Running Bear Sun Oct 28, 2012 3:44 pm

Q: How many Red Talons does it take to Squrew in a light bulb

Zero: Light Bulbs are for the Weak
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Post  Sean Reily Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:31 pm

How many Black Furies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Men can screw it in themselves. We are tried of being oppressed
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Post  STMatthew Sun Oct 28, 2012 5:49 pm

But...home maintenance like THAT is, by gender roles, considered a man's job...wouldn't they castrate the man that offers to do it for them because they're suggesting the women can't?
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Post  Wishbone Sun Oct 28, 2012 7:21 pm

Q: How many Galliards does it take to unscrew a light bulb?

A: Spirits and Garou, hear my tale! I stood alone before the terrible Weaver-beast...and, truly, it was a daunting sight. Forged of crystal it was, and glowing with power, but I was unafraid! Boldly did I grapple with it, and yea, the struggle seemed to last for an eternity...but in the end, I emerged victorious! I threw back my head in a howl of triumph as the beast's light went dark! Now, let the drinking begin!
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Post  Sean Reily Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:48 am

How many ahrouns does it take to change a light bulb?

*SMASH CRUNCH* What? It was wyrm tainted. Honest
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